500!?!?

Upon reading ESPN today, I saw yet another article revolving around the incredibly stupid, over-rated, and overly talked about Gilbert Arenas. I know I am completely contradicting myself by writing this small article, but I just feel like stressing my point about how stupid this man is. Apparently, Arenas believes that he “deserves to be punished” for bringing multiple guns to the locker room as a “practical joke.” Ya think? Why wasn’t this out months ago when this was actually news to the world. This isn’t Grand Theft Auto Gilbert, you can’t just bring a handful of guns in to your teams locker room and laugh about it.

Not quite all 500 of his, but close!

Anyway, the reason I’m writing this article is about what else he admitted to today. Arenas admitted to having over 500 firearms in his home at one point. Wait, what? 500!? What the hell would actually have to happen to justify keeping over 500 guns in your house. World War III? Alien Invasion? Zombieland? I just don’t understand the reasoning for this. Eh, at least it gave me something to shake my head and laugh about today. I think it might have to be a tie for dumb ass athlete of the year between Gilbert and Tiger. Oh, and Gilbert, changing your number to 6 next season just like another certain NBA athlete won’t do anything for your image. Just go away.